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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAustralian
BuildVoluptuous
Height196 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorDark brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairShaved
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtStrategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionDwarfism
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$100,000 - $250,000
Job TitleSystems Analyst

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Movies
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Drama, Documentary, I'm a movie actor
Music typesRock, New age, Ambient, Punk
Reading selectionBusiness, Computers, History, Mathematics, Philosophy, Science
Idea of funAbstract and unable to be communicated without sock puppets who themselves are wearing sock puppets which are recursively wearing sock puppets all the way down.

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingDon't drink
Social behaviorLoud
Friends describe asObscure
In High School I was a(n)Bully
Sense of humorClever
My great timeGoing to a museum
Always wanted to tryHeroin.

Views

Political viewsLibertarian
ReligionAtheist
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeTo develop a type of derivative for the trading of kitten mittens futures, after I develop a successful kitten mittens futures market, which is of course after I develop a successful kitten mittens industry.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfulness
On the first dateYou'd pick me up, I'd be wearing my nicest dress, and then you'd take me to McDonalds. We'd laugh, we'd cry, mainly because we'd both be bipolar and off our meds, but partially because the world is both such a horrible place, and a beautiful place, that we both just can't stand it.

Then we'd go for some dancing, and take down the patriarchy.