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If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get with my feminist ideologies!

Ah the ol' razzle dazzle eh?

I'll start with my being weird blend of introvert and extrovert.

A definite exhibitionist but incredibly unconfident in my appearance.

Then I'll add that I'm short, round, lumpy and hardcore hirsute.

And that I'm unemployed and unemployable in most situations - how attractive.

I'm one of those creative types with semi-permanent creation block.

I have a couple of highly unwelcome tagalongs named chronic depression and social anxiety.

It is my mission to be as outwardly pleasant as possible at all times.

My people seem to think I'm a pretty pleasant person anyway *flips hair*

Not looking for anything in particular.

Preferably a cutie who is into a furry fatty and indulging in plenty of head.

In summary: ~ A real catch LOOOOOL ~

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageBritish
Height5' 2" (157 cm)
Eye ColorGrey
Hair LengthNeck length
Health ConditionDepression


Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Other
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

Employment StatusUnemployed
Annual incomeSeeking support

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Movies, I don't like TV, Reality shows, Science fiction
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, I'm a movie actor
Reading selectionFantasy, Fiction, Humor, Nature, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science fiction
Favorite booksContact by Carl Sagan
Idea of funBed
TV/Movie marathons
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Learning, TV, Movies, Internet, Dancing, Family, Photography


SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Class clown
Sense of humorGoofy
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing dress-up, TV, Going to a museum


Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeTo live a self sufficient lifestyle.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness