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I am not Evil...really, I'm not...well maybe a little...stop looking at me like that...ok, ok, I'm evil, jesus.

Male (50) looking for Female Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada

OK, first things first. I am NOT a terrorist! Yes, I was involved with the IRA - but that was a long time ago and I had no idea those guys were into kidnapping and blowing up buildings and shit like that. I thought they were just a fun loving bunch of drunks - man, was I wrong!

Oh, and another thing - I am not connected with the mob or any form of organized crime! And before you ask, I had nothing to do with that mafia hit in little Italy the other day - I have an air tight alibi, so don't even ask!'s good to unload.

OK - about me. As you can tell, I have a zany sense of humor. Technically speaking, I am NOT insane. In fact, I've been judicially declared as "sane and able to stand trial" - so there you go. Not crazy.

I'm "single" (split personality does not count), self employed, have a secret hide out in a cave and I have several dozen minions at my beck and call. I have no criminal record (in Canada). When I perfect my zombification formula (it's in clinical trials now) I shall become overlord of an undead apocalypse, but for now, I'm just casually dating and hoping to meet the right girl.

But seriously (yes, I do get serious from time to time) - I am self employed, single (divorced), physically fit, well grounded, inspired, driven, semi-vegetarian (I only eat vegetarian animals) and despite a few false starts, I'm looking for someone special to spend the spring/summer with (and hopefully a lot longer). I'm not sinister or evil, but I am occasionally naughty and playful. I'm law abiding, but I do like to bend the rules. I'm intellectual and well educated, but I take academia with a grain of salt.

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EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageBulgarian
Height5' 4" (163 cm)
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorLight brown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureEyes
Body ArtSecret piercings
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAttractive


Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Masters
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$100,000 - $250,000
Job TitleMad Scientist and Evil overlord - it pays well

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsThe Walking Dead, Walking With Zombies, Family Feud (zombie edition)
Favorite moviesAnything with Zombies - oh, and any movie where Hugh Grant dies a horrible death (I hate that guy).
Music typesRock, Pop, Vacuum cleaner noises, New age
Favorite booksZombification manuals and any manuals or treatises written about re-animation of the dead.
Idea of funFlying a kite during a thunder storm with the string from the kite being tided off to a corpse that has a NORMAL brain inside it's skull (Never use an abnormal brain! - Jesus you have no idea the trouble that causes!)


Political viewsAnarchist
Goal in lifeWorld domination using my army of un-dead minions triggering a Zombie Apocalypse...duh?

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Power
Look for in a partnerUnquestioning loyalty and a willingness to engage in nefarious enterprises culminating in the start of the next apocalypse - other than that, I'm pretty flexible. Oh, preferably non-smoking.
On the first dateNothing too serious - I mean we hardly know each other, really. Something simple like a grave robbery or maybe breaking into the local morgue. Coffee maybe.